maseburrluo: daysofthephoenix: olivetheforgettable: attractedtoaredheadedmermaid: faithtrustandvampiredust: parkhopper: nostrokesjuststrudels: theflowerheals: dreamparticles: theadler: couturierer: maxxytalbot: markstreit: bostonsocks: “Maybe it was the infection coursing through my body, but I just couldn’t bring myself to do it.”  “The only way to belong is to act like you belong” “Their sudden snap from sweet to vicious scared me” O OK  “And is not our modern history, my brothers, the story of brave malenky selves fighting these big machines?” Uh… ¡bah! interj bah! Oh, French/Spanish dictionary, you’re so funny! “Kantstrepen zijn doorgetrokken strepen langs de kanten van de rijbaan.”(“side stripes are continuous lane markings along the side of the roadway.”) oh driver’s lisence examination book, you never fail to amuse me  “I will break just as easily” I muttered “Are people going to make fun of it?” Oh shit.  “HANDS UP, FEET APART, MOUTHS SHUT. DON’T MOVE AND WE WON’T SHOOT YOU.” I don’t know how to feel about this… “Another good tip to help them connect even deeper is to assign something for one or both characters.”  HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH THAT’S SO SEXUAL. EWWWWYYYY AHHHH HAHA. SCREW YOU, BOOK ON IMPROV.  Page 45 is a blank page…  “And since you don’t know when that time will come, be on guard! Stay alert!” Yes, I picked up the fucking bible “this was the evening of the last days of Gordon ways life, and he was wondering if the rain would hold off for the weekend.” - Dirk gently’s holistic detective agency, .. great  If imitation is the sincerest for of flattery, then several nations have chosen to flatter the AK with either direct copies (Chinese Type 56) or modified designs (Israeli Galil). - The Zombie Survival Duide. “I wonder what sort of girl she is - whether good or naughty.” - Jane Eyre OH MY.

maseburrluo:

daysofthephoenix:

olivetheforgettable:

attractedtoaredheadedmermaid:

faithtrustandvampiredust:

parkhopper:

nostrokesjuststrudels:

theflowerheals:

dreamparticles:

theadler:

couturierer:

maxxytalbot:

markstreit:

bostonsocks:

“Maybe it was the infection coursing through my body, but I just couldn’t bring myself to do it.” 

“The only way to belong is to act like you belong”

“Their sudden snap from sweet to vicious scared me” 
O OK 

“And is not our modern history, my brothers, the story of brave malenky selves fighting these big machines?”
Uh…

¡bah! interj bah!

Oh, French/Spanish dictionary, you’re so funny!

“Kantstrepen zijn doorgetrokken strepen langs de kanten van de rijbaan.”
(“side stripes are continuous lane markings along the side of the roadway.”)

oh driver’s lisence examination book, you never fail to amuse me 

“I will break just as easily” I muttered

“Are people going to make fun of it?”

Oh shit. 

“HANDS UP, FEET APART, MOUTHS SHUT. DON’T MOVE AND WE WON’T SHOOT YOU.”

I don’t know how to feel about this…

“Another good tip to help them connect even deeper is to assign something for one or both characters.” 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH THAT’S SO SEXUAL. EWWWWYYYY AHHHH HAHA. SCREW YOU, BOOK ON IMPROV. 

Page 45 is a blank page…
 

“And since you don’t know when that time will come, be on guard! Stay alert!”

Yes, I picked up the fucking bible

“this was the evening of the last days of Gordon ways life, and he was wondering if the rain would hold off for the weekend.” - Dirk gently’s holistic detective agency, .. great 

If imitation is the sincerest for of flattery, then several nations have chosen to flatter the AK with either direct copies (Chinese Type 56) or modified designs (Israeli Galil). - The Zombie Survival Duide.

“I wonder what sort of girl she is - whether good or naughty.” - Jane Eyre

OH MY.

(Source: loveclaire)

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